In this LIVE episode of the Happy Rant, recorded at the First Baptist Church of Hurst, Texas, Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas wander to and fro through a variety of topics:

• Hot or Not – 90s mega church aesthetics, being assertive, and reformedom
• The psychology and pathology of buddying up to Beth Moore on social media
• Flustered by celebrity
• Celebrity accessibility ruins things
• The reformed version of US WEEKLY